Single Sentence Story.

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Then Carol Brady walked with a plain brown wrapper package and said, "Alice, my new strap-on I was gonna use with Mike I think I'll test with you 1st, since Sam is so busy with the moose lodge"

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

My girlfriend says I'm too possessive, but how am I supposed to mark my territory if she won't let me piss on her?

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

... which was what the cable man said standing in the kitchen with his underwear around his ankles.

 

[D_Dr_Kia_Vorkian]

...while wondering whether to finger the hot apple pie sitting on the kitchen tabletop and what he could say to try and entice Marcia to join him for a bukkake session.

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

That's when a black Tahoe drove through the wall.

 

[unzipped]

As the driver fell out, his levis caught on the jagged metal and stripped him bare ass for the world to view...

 

[203602]

He was singularly embarrassed when his butt plug shot out of his ass like a roman candle.

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

A large black man got out from the passanger side.

 

[unzipped]

As he lay there spreadeagle and red faced he felt very vulnerable.

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

"Well then", said the black man, "what have we have here?"

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

"Just like I thought; the wrong gender!" the black man said,"The real and good poontang is up the road, so see you around, Clyde."And sped off for pussy city.

 

[unzipped]

Then along came another young hunk and realizing his opportunity, knelt down and began fingerholing the speadeagle pantless guy...

 

[185248]

He farted, my god he farted big, blowing the young hunks fingers right off his hand leaving him fingerless and distraught with the knowlegdge he will no longer be able to caress a cock or pick his nose again.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Realizing he was being sucked off by a guy, he pulled off and dashed for the big titted cougar biker chick, who after 2,000 miles, was aching for a sweet young cub's dick to suck off at the next seedy hotel.

 

[185248]

A little place called Bates Motel, he thought the checkin clerk was a little strange at first, but being in California, having Eagles pearched on your shoulder did not seem out of place.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Unfortunately, the Bates Motel was in the process of being shutdown after it was discovered the clerk had misplaced so many customers, so they gunned it for the Vegas Strip.

 

[185248]

77 Sunset Strip to be excact, attracted like so many other poor unfortunates, lured like moths to the bright, colourful lights of sin city.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

But Pleasure over business took precedence this time, and immediately they sped off for the PENTHOUSE/PLAYBOY, and HUSTLER stores to indulge their sweet tooth, at the biker cougar's insistence, which the young cub did willingly.

 

[unzipped]

But the stopped at the rest stop as the warmth of her sexy body made the hung cub hard as dice and he wanted to feel her hot lips over his veiny, throbbing cock.....now!!

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

He came prematurely.