Welcome - some common questions for new members (new version)

Since our former welcome survey contained some questions which do not comply with the current LPSG rules which forbid the discussion of minors, here is the New! Improved! version:

1.) How big are you soft & hard?
4 & 6
2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
yes
3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
yes
4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
none
5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
no
6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
no
7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
no
8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
7
9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
no
10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
yes
11.) Have you ever sat on it?
no
12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
no
13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
5/6 7
14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
no
15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
no
16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
no
17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
no
18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
yes yes
19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
no
20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
no
21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
yes
22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
yes
23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
yes
 
1.) How big are you soft & hard?
Soft: 4.5, Hard: 6.5x6

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
No. I've heard friends, or random people brag, but never "saw" anything.

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
I'm ok with myself.

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Don't consider myself big, so don't know of any pros or cons.

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
No.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
Hard: 7, not that I think .5 really matters too much, but it would be nice to have a solid round number.

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
No.

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
I've almost reached 7.

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
I don't think so.

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
No, but it is a fear of mine.

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
I've sat on my balls, but not my penis.

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Yes.

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
Height: 5'0" Shoe: 8

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
I do have big hands.

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
English/Irish, I am not sure.

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
There have been a few occasions. I did.

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
No. I don't frequent those places, and useually come dressed for the occasion already.

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
I've thought about it, but not because I think I'm equipped for it, just for the experience of it. If offered, sure.

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
I have no real opinion on this, other than anything bigger than me I consider big.

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
I can do a few.

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
No.

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
This depends on what I'm wearing. Most of the time no, but there have been a few times.

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
Yes. I wear Magnums, but would like to know if there is any other out there purchasable in America that is shorter, but with the same girth room.
 
Introductions first I suppose.
I am KrazyRay, and yes I have had that moniker since 5th grade(circa 1974). Did crazy things as a youth and a girl I went to school with wrote it on my locker "You are Krazy Ray!" and yes she was blonde.
I have had issues with being well endowed since I was a teenager and it has gotten worse as I have gotten older. Now in my 50's I can say "At least they make underwear now for the blessed men of the world."
So on to answering the questions.


1.) How big are you soft & hard?
5.25"/8.2"

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
As big? Yes, Bigger, Yes. Being Pansexual I can compare cocks regularly.

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Not really, would prefer to be 9+, I like them that big, so hey why not.

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Pros- People stare, people ask if it's real, love proving it to them. My piercer' loves the work space.
Cons - Buying certain clothes, those who laugh, people saying I stuff my jeans.


5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
Most main stream underwear does not fit(I'm not built like a 10 year old). I'm not a fan of boxers, there is no support and having balls the size of your average lemon gets a little heavy. I love speedos but tend to spill out the sides.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
6"/9 to 9.5"

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
When the opportunity presents itself. Yes

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
When I am super horny 8.375" After a good pumping session 9"

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
Yes

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
Sometimes, my balls almost every time.

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
Regularly

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Well duh.....

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
5'10" and wear a size 9.5

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
I have a big nose in my opinion, but I would not say the myth is true.

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Well I have Italian blood in me, but I am a Heinz 57 american mutt.

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
Everyone likes positive attention, but I must say it is fun at work when I stand next to someone, they turn and it's right in their face. The expressions are priceless.

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
In the locker room, No. But I have caught a few guys staring. In the bathroom, No. We're guys, we don't talk in the bathroom. As for the pool, I generally go places I can swim naked, so we are all there for everyone to see.

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
Yes and yes

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
Small would be under 6", Average 6 to 8" and big.... well I think we all can agree that anything over 8 is big.

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
I can link my PA to my Hafada's...

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Yes, it gets attention at adult parties when I sit on stools.

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
When I go jogging or am on the tread mill I wear briefs that keep that from happening. Because it hurts to bounce to much.

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
Magnums fit good, average condoms are to tight.

KR
 
1.) How big are you soft & ha. rd?
5 soft and 9 hard

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Not too many. Have a buddy that is 10 iinches.

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Love it.

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
everyone loves a huge cock. Girls are in awe and guys love to check me out.

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
Some jeans really show it off and is not appropriate in certain circumstances. Also some jock straps and underwear can not hold it all.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
love my size. Hangs when soft and huge when hard.

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
sure. Guys with huge cocks love to show off.

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
If i press into my body some its more like 10

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
very. Hangs thick and full and heavy.

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
yes...happens alot

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
yes...have big low hangers too.

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
sure

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
6ft 2in. 12-13

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
Big hands

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
german and dutch and italian.....a mutt

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
Love to show off...wear no underwear under gym shorts. Women get big eyes and guys stare.

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
Always hear comments...."damn dude" or "holy shit man. You have a really big dick"

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
nice fantasy.

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
love making to flop and twitch

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Yes.

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
All the time.

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take
dont usually wear them. They rip or hurtl
 
1.) How big are you soft & hard?
Soft: 3" but I grow to 6".

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Yes. I have seen all sizes.

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
No, I want to be a little bigger.

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
None.

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
No.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
Soft: 6" Hard: 8"

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
No

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
6.5"

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
No

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
No

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
No

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
No

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
I am 5' 6", shoes 10.

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
No

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Yes

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
No

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
No

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
Yes and No

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
Average for me. Small would be 5", Big would be 7

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
no

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
no

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
No, unfortunately.

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
Do not use them.
 
1.) How big are you soft & hard?

Soft 3.5 inches, hard 7.25 inches

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?

Yeah, same or just an inch bigger

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Yes, love it. Nice meaty, arrow straight tool with a nice mushroom head.

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
No cons, pros are that I love my dick

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
No.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?

5 soft, 9-10 hard

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Yeah, I wish more guys would.

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
7.5

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
There's thick, hot, meat and a good sack. Yes.

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
No.

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
No.

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
No.

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
Size 13 or 14

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
Yes, big hands

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Northern European

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
No, I don't.

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
Nice dick, bro.

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
No, and no.

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
Avg is 6, smaller is less than 6, big is 7+

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
No.

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
No.

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
Yes.

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
Yes, magnums
 
Since our former welcome survey contained some questions which do not comply with the current LPSG rules which forbid the discussion of minors, here is the New! Improved! version:

1.) How big are you soft & hard? 4.5 and 9.25

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they? yes, they were 8.5

3.) Do you like being as big as you are? yup

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big? no problem showing off. con-can get all the way in a girl

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc) I dont do skinny jeans

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?what i am now

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?-i have

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny) 9.5

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"? yes. yes I would

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water? lol only once when I was semi

11.) Have you ever sat on it? no...

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep? ???like. i roll around, so i guess i have

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?5'9" size 11.5 shoe

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands? i have large hands. but its a myth

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.) scottish and native-american

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention? yes and yes

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?yes... usslly get nicknamed horse or fire hose

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you? no no

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?lol under 5 is small, over 7 is big

20.) Can you do any tricks with it????? no

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge? if i was semi, i guess

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything? if im running in boxers

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take? ya.. kinda snug, magnum XL
 
1.) How big are you soft & hard?

4.5 in. length/4 in. girt; 7 in. length, 6.5 in. girth

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?

One of my boyfriends is similarly sized, actually a bit bigger

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?

Hell yes.

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?

Awkward situations sometimes arise in tighter pants, but that usually just starts conversations.

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)

Skinny jeans are out, and boxers often cause awkward situations

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?

Same

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?

Yes

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)

8 in. easy during my first threesome

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?

Yes

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?

Sometimes

11.) Have you ever sat on it?

More often than I care to recall

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?

Yes, usually with a sudden need to scream or fuck

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?

5'10.5" and US10.5 or 11

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?

No, and not really. My hands generally appear on the small side, but I have an incredible range of motion with my fingers.


15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)

Mixed German and Scotch-Irish

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?\

Yes. I often catch people staring at my crotch.

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?

Yes. I usually get told I should be doing porn

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?

Yes (see above), though I probably wouldn't. My sex life is kinda amazing, so porn is just not really that enticing

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?

Small is below 5.5in, average is with a half inch of 6 in, and big is bigger than 6.5 in

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?

Continuous towel lifts, a spin-ny thing when I'm laying on my back, and I can make a woman orgasm just by squeezing my cock up and down inside her

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?

Depends on the chair

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?

Yes, to the point of needing to restrain it prior to physical activity

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?

Trojan Magnums and larger, yes. Standard condoms are usually a little too restrictive, and the "barely there" kind get stuck laughably.
 
]Since our former welcome survey contained some questions which do not comply with the current LPSG hich forbid the discussion of minors, here is the New! Improved! version:

1.) How big are you soft & hard?

Hard *.5 long by 6.5 aroun. Soft 4 long.

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?

Never have.

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?

umm...yes.

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?

pro-women and cpls are fascinated. Con, it's obvious sometimes in public, and some women are afraid.

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)

Can't wear briefs or tight jeans.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?

soft:maybe 5. Hard: 10.

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?

not really.

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)

8.7 long.

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?

yes..

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?

no.

11.) Have you ever sat on it?

Yes!

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
A few times.

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?

5'11" size 11 shoes.

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?

huge hands, and kind of a big nose.

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)

Italian. Big by reputation, I suppose.

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
yes...and yes (mostly).

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?

Not

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?

I think about it--and would in the right circumstances

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?

small: 5 or less. average 6-7. Big 8+

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?

yes. Licking the tip...
21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?

certainly.

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?

not really.

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?[/QUOTE]

magnum's fit...they feel snug in girth but not length.
 
Hi i come from Switzerland i can speak french english and german nice to meet you I'm straight

1.) How big are you soft & hard?
i'm 12-15cm (5inches) when soft and i'm 22-23cm (9inches)
2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
nope
3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
yes the most of the times
4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
pros: some girls like and i don't need to move that much
cons: most of the girls i met (girls and girlfriends) wouldn't do it because they were scared
5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
obviously everything tight
6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
i like mine like it is
7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
no they do it for me
8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
23cm (9inches)
9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
sometimes yes
10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
no but with the morning wood it doesn't fit so i need to wait til it calm down
11.) Have you ever sat on it?
nope
12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
i don' what you mean
13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
I'm 1m71 tall ( 5'7'' tall)
14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
i wouldn't say that
15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
I'm half swiss a quarter french and a quarter english
16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
only when some girls dance really close to me and yes i like their faces
17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
yes they said that i'm must have been black in an other life
18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
i thought about it sometimes but in Switzerland it's almost impossible
19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
well big i think
20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
i never tried
21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
soft yes hard nope
22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
only if i have an half hard on
23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?[/QUOTE]
yes but the xxl/kingsize
 
Since our former welcome survey contained some questions which do not comply with the current LPSG rules which forbid the discussion of minors, here is the New! Improved! version:

1.) How big are you soft & hard?
2.5" soft and 7" hard
2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Of course. Did not measure them, guess 9"
3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
It's not truly big but its fun
4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
It gives me a place to hang my towel
5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
No
6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
5" soft and 8" hard
7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Once in a while, who doesn't
8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
No
10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
No but my balls do
11.) Have you ever sat on it?
No, only sat on balls
12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Yes
13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
6'2" size 11
14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
No
15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Heinz 57
16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
No, but I don't usually share
17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
I'm small when soft so no
18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
No. Probably not
19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
Small big in length, small in girth
20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
Hang a towel from it. It curves up at 40 degrees
21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
No but again my balls do
22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
I don't run
23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
Never use one
 
Hello, I'm new and an aspiring Large Penis owner. Since using pumps, I've goner from a respectable 5.6 long and 4.5 around to 7 long and 6 around (while erect) and still working on getting larger (within reason).

1.) How big are you soft & hard?
I haven't measured soft much lately, so here goes... *gets tape measure* 4.5 long, 5.5 around soft, 6 by 5.5 hard (it is a cold day though)

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?

the largest I had been with (pre pumping) were as long and only 2 were thicker. One became a playmate who's currently in a committed relationship and the other is a friend turned aquaintence (different paths in life)

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?

yes and I'm looking forward to being larger

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?

fitting into things you used to wear... some of the old favorites sadly have to be tossed out :(

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)

g strings are really tight :(

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?

9.5 by 6. that would be nice, but my goal is 8.5 by 6

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?

oh yes.

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)

7.3 by 6

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?

it's been getting heavier ;)

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?


no, but it does touch the rim

11.) Have you ever sat on it?

yeas. I know know to re adjust when putting on underwear in the first place.

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?

not yet

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?

6 foot tall, and a men's 10.5 for shoes

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?

I've actually been told and know I have smaller hands :(

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)

germans are known for being average/a bit more than...

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?

only when displayed, and yes, I do like that attention when it happens

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?

not yet, but give it time ;)

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?

yes. I would, but if my family found out I'd be disowned (we had a conversation about it actually)

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?

I trust the normal size index. 5.6 is average, with above being bigger and under being smaller.

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?

helicopter to being hard? keeping hard to the 2nd ejaculation...? being able to flex it since puberty started? I'm not sure what qualifies, but I certainly cant throw it over my shoulder like a continental soldier ;)

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?

if I'm sitting near the edge. goals and all ;)

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?

nah, I like tighter underwear, so this doesn't happen.

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?

yes, magnums now, before learning about pumping though the standard ones fit fine.
 
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1.) How big are you soft & hard?
-soft: 2,3 inches
-hard: 6 inches

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
-don't know

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
-yes

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
-not really

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
-no

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
-soft: could be more, about 3 or 4 inches

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
-no

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
-6,2 inches

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
-rather heavy

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
-no

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
-no

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
-yes

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
-5 feet 8½ inches
-shoe size is 10½

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
-could be, but everything is nearly average...

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
-caucasian

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
-no attention

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
-never heard anything

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
-never ever

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
-average

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
-not really

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
-no, it lays on the edge

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
-no

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
-yes, need XL condoms
 
1.) How big are you soft & hard?
soft 12cm hard 19
2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Yea,I met a man and he was BIG :) ...about 25cm
3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Yea,I do.
4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Don't know actually...
5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
Thongs definitely :D
6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
This size fits me perfectly ...
7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Yes,when I was younger ...now not so much!
8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
About 20cm ...don't know exactly
9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
Yes,I'd love to :D
10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
Hahaha...no :)
11.) Have you ever sat on it?
Yea,many times...
12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Aham...I actually like to do that!
13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
I am tall about 175cm and shoe size by European standards No. 43
14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
Medium size
15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Yes :)
16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
Yes I do and yes I do :)
17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
Mostly gossip about girls and who was with whom.
18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
Yes and no...These are mostly fantasy
19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
14,18,20 and more
20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
Yes,would you like to see some :)
21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Probably :)
22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
Of course, I think that happens most of guys
23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
I do not like condoms so much,so I don't know!
 
Re: Welcome - some common questions for new members (new version)

1.) How big are you soft & hard? about 4" and at least 8"

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? Yes, but on average, I've found only about 15% of guys are above average in penis size. I've toiled with about twenty hung guy's. Some were as large as twelve inches off the end of a baseball bat.

3.) Do you like being as big as you are? Yes, I wish I was thicker so I pump.

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big? Pro's are obvious, Cons are having a sore back from fucking everyone at the orgy and always being top.

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? Mesh is a huge turn-off. Lingerie items I enjoy on women.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
Eight inches soft, hard, being thicker than a beer can would be hot. I am satisfied with my length.

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys? Yes, I cannot help stealing a glance at the flopping whoppers I see at the gym.

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny) When I was younger it was once 9" and 6" around.

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"? Medium Rare.

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water? A friend must worry about that, I'm lucky that it is not an issue.

11.) Have you ever sat on it? Yes!!!, I dig self fucking.

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep? not that I can remember.

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear? Size 11 wide.

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands? Normal nose and small Swedish hands.

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? Scandinavian and Mexican of European descent.

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention? When erect, I get a lot of attention which is flattering but I find unwarranted. Fascination with outsized groin seems commonplace and normal.

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say? Nothing mine is small soft.

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you? Personal cam films excite me, but not for the broader audience.

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big? Wider than 6" around any length is big. Having four inches in length or width would not be under average and puny. :frown1:

20.) Can you do any tricks with it? I used to self-suck and self-fuck but it takes me forever as I am less limber in middle age. Shoving my balls up a wet ass pleasures me enormously.

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge? No but it might be a spectacle if hard.

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything? naw.

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take? I have to use the Magnum brand.
 
1.) How big are you soft & hard?
About 7.5"/5.7" erect, and 5.3"/4.8" soft.

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
In person, no. I've had very little exposure to naked men, though.

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
I'm not complaining, if that's what you mean.

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Well, I don't worry about women being disappointed with my size, but sometimes it's a hassle dealing with awkward bulges and such. I think the good outweighs the bad considerably, though.

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
Can't? Not really, no. I don't like wearing briefs, though.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
Balls and all, relatively yes. I've never actually weighed them, but my balls are quite large, and my cock is no slouch.

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
I've had that happen when leaning forward a bit, yeah, but not in low-flow toilets.

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
No, it would have to get past some very thick legs for that to happen.

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
I imagine so? I'm not really sure what this question is asking, tbh. Like, has doing so woken me from slumber? No. It's very uncomfortable to lay on top of it, though, especially if it's erect.

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
I'm 6'4" and around 300# with size 14 feet.

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
My nose is pretty normal, but I have boxing gloves for hands; my hands actually kinda dwarf my dick, making it look much smaller than it is.

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
My family history is somewhat vague, but most of both sides is of French descent. Considering my build, though, which is very thick and broad, I'm sure there's some Nordic in me as well.

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
I'm terrible at recognizing that kind of attention, but I do catch people looking at my bulge sometimes, and various offhanded comments over the years have suggested a general awareness of my being fairly well-hung. Honestly, I'm kinda embarrassed by the attention, and have, until recently, tried to hide my bulge as much as possible.

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
I don't frequent any such places, so the only comments I've heard have been on my bulge in jeans and such.

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
No. It might be fun and all, but I'm too reserved for porn.

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
As a rational, objective observer, I know that the world average is around 5.7/4.7, so that's how I view average. Small is anything under 4". My dick is in the big range, and I'd classify huge as being over 8" with at least 6" of girth.

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
I can stop myself from cumming, if that counts...

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Generally not; I have thick legs, which puts a lot of distance between my dick and the seat, normally. If I were to sit spread-eagle and relax, though, my balls would probably touch the seat, and my cock hangs a little past them.

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
It can start waving around and slapping my legs if I'm going anything faster than a walk, which is why I don't go commando when I exercise.

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
I've never actually had a reason to find out what size condoms fit me, as I've remained a virgin all these years. My research tells me that I'd need a larger size, but I haven't done any testing on myself.
 
Since our former welcome survey contained some questions which do not comply with the current LPSG rules which forbid the discussion of minors, here is the New! Improved! version:

1.) How big are you soft & hard? 4" soft, 7" hard

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they? yes, several guys the same and bigger

3.) Do you like being as big as you are? yes, it is really attractive to other men

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big? Pros, men like big dicks

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc) No

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard? Would like to be larger soft

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys? No

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny) 7" 5 1/2" circumference

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"? Yes

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water? Some toilets, usually ones in Hotels

11.) Have you ever sat on it? No

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep? No, rolled over and rubbed my hardon on the sheets.

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear? 6', 10 1/2 shoe

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands? Nose seems to be getting bigger with age, normal hands

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.) English heritage

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention? Yes have gotten attention when posting pics on web sites, yes am flattered by positive comments

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say? No

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you? Yes have thought about it, don't if I would, maybe

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big? small 5.5" and under, average 6" big 8" and above

20.) Can you do any tricks with it? when hard can move it up and down

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge? No

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything? Yes

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take? Any condoms will stretch to fit, prefer large size for comfort.
 
1.) How big are you soft & hard? 5” soft and 8” very hard; thick

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they? About 11 inches, white guy in CT.

3.) Do you like being as big as you are? Yes, but would like to be blessed with more. To my knees would be great.

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big? Con would be lock jaw as I am getting a blow job. Pro is a nice bulge.

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc). Thong, really? Love seeing and showing.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Silly question if you cannot help me get in the Guinness Book of world Records. (Grin).

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys? Only when jacking both our cocks off at the same time.

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny) Never measured when this excited, too busy.

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"? Yes, thick cock and big balls.

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water? Yes, hate this.

11.) Have you ever sat on it? Yes, hate this

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep? Yes, love this and dry hump until I wake up.

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear? 5’ 7”, 8 shoe (the short guy theory did not apply here, God forgot the rules I guess).

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? No – See #13

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.) Irish, Scott, English, French … mutt.

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention? Yes

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say? All said with the eyes or lips.

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you? I did porn for a production company when younger.

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big? Average to bigger than average.

20.) Can you do any tricks with it? Yes, if you put your lips on it and work back and forth it will give you mouthwash. Or you can use hands and it will give hand lotion. My cock is pretty versatile.

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge? Depends on the chair.

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything? Yes and love freeballing

23.) Do condoms fit you? Yes but very snug because of my thickness.
 
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