I’ll only post the channel if everyone can agree not to comment about his exposure or his shorts or anything, because then he might realise and stop wearing clothes that allow his balls to slip out lol
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I’ll only post the channel if everyone can agree not to comment about his exposure or his shorts or anything, because then he might realise and stop wearing clothes that allow his balls to slip out lol
Well, I did grow up in the 70s. The funny thing about it is even though I really miss those days now, at the time I was self-conscious about the possibility of accidentally exposing myself. Back then we all wore shorts that were actually short (one downside of which was little or no pocket space, so we kept our money in tucked into our over-the-calf tube socks.)* Underneath my shorts I wore white Fruit of the Loom briefs, because that's what mom bought for me (it was pretty standard) and only old men wore boxers, at least based on the pictures in the Sears catalog. (I haven't worn white briefs since college and would feel silly wearing them now.) The "problem" I had with these briefs was that the leg openings didn't fit all that tightly around the leg and tended to get stretched out over time, the result of which was that my testicles often fell out of my underwear. In addition to being uncomfortable, I often worried about exposure. Even if the "free" testicle remained within my shorts, people can and did see up the leg opening, and I constantly needed to tuck myself back in, which was a nuisance. Even when my testicles stayed within the briefs, the gap in the leg opening was big enough that people could look up my shorts and get a glimpse of my testicles through the gap.
At the same time, I also remember all of the accidental exposure being kinda fun. My friends and I made a bit of a game of it, trying to catch each other when one of us had "fallen out" at the same time trying not to get caught. I remember one kid would sing, "I see your dink, it's nice and pink." As I recall, my friends were catching me all the time, but I didn't catch them very often. (Again, at the time I found this to be a bit of a nuisance. I really did have a problem with that gap in the leg opening of my briefs. Maybe I had low-hangers even back then.)
*Note about tube socks: I'd feel silly wearing tube socks today, but at the time I thought they were sexy. I remember thinking they looked better than a guy wearing no socks and showing his entire leg. (I don't remember short socks even being an option.) Back then I would have been embarrassed to show my shins in public, unless I was going swimming, but exposing my thighs was perfectly normal. Shins are skinny and bony and not the most attractive part of a guy's legs, but thighs are big and shapely and muscular, so at the time it seemed totally natural to show off the thighs and keep the lower legs covered.
Consider these two pics of "Slutchella." See how the socks enhance the shape of his legs? But it only works when the shorts are really short and you can see plenty of thigh muscle. It would look bad with shorts that are knee-length or longer.
OK, so I thought of some stories I don't think I've told yet.
I live in an apartment building with 4 units. In the summer I'm an at-home nudist, very rarely putting on any clothes except for when I have to go outside, or if I'm worried about being seen from the windows. But I also like so spend my free time sitting in the yard, reading, so when I need to go outside, I prefer short, lightweight running shorts--preferably with a liner loose enough to allow a little bit of exposure without having all my junk constantly falling out completely (which is what would happen if there was no liner). I've "accidentally" (but sort of on purpose, given what I choose to wear) fallen out of my shorts on several occasions, particularly when I'm hanging laundry or washing the car, but I'm careful not to keep moving so that the exposure doesn't last too long. I know one of my former neighbors got a good glimpse of my testicles one day when I was washing the car--maybe a bit more than I intended. Other than that, I honestly don't know how often I've been spotted. Maybe a lot, maybe never. It's hard to say. I hope my neighbors get a kick out of it, but it does occur to me that I'm an out-of-shape middle-aged man and maybe I'm not the guy whose dickslips the neighbors want to see. (Over the years, there have been some good-looking guys in my building and the building next door from whom I would have enjoyed a "dick slip," but that never happens.) I hope the neighbors aren't bothered by it or thinking "What's wrong with that guy? Doesn't he realize that he keeps falling out of his shorts?"
Anyway, the other 3 apartments in my building all turned over recently, and for a while two of the apartments were empty. The other other tenant was a single guy who had just moved in upstairs. He's a 30-something bear with red hair and a beard. He's not really my type, but not bad-looking. So a couple of weeks ago I'm in the yard reading. When I sat down I made sure one testicle was peeking out a just a bit--not too much. Eventually he did come out of his apartment and say hello, but then I realized that he wasn't alone, but had one of his friends with him. Suddenly I felt a little too exposed and shifted my leg hoping to reduce my exposure, but I saw the look on his friend's face and I know that he noticed. I could tell that my neighbor noticed, too, but was a bit cooler about it. We chatted for a bit and he told me he was going out of town for a few days. After he and his friend drove off, I sat forward in my lounge chair and looked down between my legs to see just how exposed I really was. I was hoping that one testicle could be seen, but was mostly covered. No such luck. My right testicle was completely hanging out of my shorts and totally exposed. Whoops!
Anyway, my new neighbor is back in town now and the other day I saw him on Grindr. We ran into each other a couple of days ago and said hello, but didn't really talk. At some point I feel like we need to acknowledge each other as gay men and maybe start socializing a bit, but I'm not sure how to make that happen.
More to come.
I live in an apartment building with 4 units. In the summer I'm an at-home nudist, very rarely putting on any clothes except for when I have to go outside, or if I'm worried about being seen from the windows. But I also like so spend my free time sitting in the yard, reading, so when I need to go outside, I prefer short, lightweight running shorts--preferably with a liner loose enough to allow a little bit of exposure without having all my junk constantly falling out completely (which is what would happen if there was no liner). I've "accidentally" (but sort of on purpose, given what I choose to wear) fallen out of my shorts on several occasions, particularly when I'm hanging laundry or washing the car, but I'm careful not to keep moving so that the exposure doesn't last too long. I know one of my former neighbors got a good glimpse of my testicles one day when I was washing the car--maybe a bit more than I intended. Other than that, I honestly don't know how often I've been spotted. Maybe a lot, maybe never. It's hard to say. I hope my neighbors get a kick out of it, but it does occur to me that I'm an out-of-shape middle-aged man and maybe I'm not the guy whose dickslips the neighbors want to see. (Over the years, there have been some good-looking guys in my building and the building next door from whom I would have enjoyed a "dick slip," but that never happens.) I hope the neighbors aren't bothered by it or thinking "What's wrong with that guy? Doesn't he realize that he keeps falling out of his shorts?"
Anyway, the other 3 apartments in my building all turned over recently, and for a while two of the apartments were empty. The other other tenant was a single guy who had just moved in upstairs. He's a 30-something bear with red hair and a beard. He's not really my type, but not bad-looking. So a couple of weeks ago I'm in the yard reading. When I sat down I made sure one testicle was peeking out a just a bit--not too much. Eventually he did come out of his apartment and say hello, but then I realized that he wasn't alone, but had one of his friends with him. Suddenly I felt a little too exposed and shifted my leg hoping to reduce my exposure, but I saw the look on his friend's face and I know that he noticed. I could tell that my neighbor noticed, too, but was a bit cooler about it. We chatted for a bit and he told me he was going out of town for a few days. After he and his friend drove off, I sat forward in my lounge chair and looked down between my legs to see just how exposed I really was. I was hoping that one testicle could be seen, but was mostly covered. No such luck. My right testicle was completely hanging out of my shorts and totally exposed. Whoops!
Anyway, my new neighbor is back in town now and the other day I saw him on Grindr. We ran into each other a couple of days ago and said hello, but didn't really talk. At some point I feel like we need to acknowledge each other as gay men and maybe start socializing a bit, but I'm not sure how to make that happen.
More to come.
My next story is about a former housemate. More than 10 years ago I lived with a straight guy whom I had a bit of a crush on. He was good-looking in a hairy, scruffy kind of way. He was a part-time carpenter and part-time college student, and often wore denim cutoffs. He had nice legs and a big, uncut dick. One day he was doing some carpentry work on the house in return for a reduction in the rent, which required him crawling under the sunporch that had been added onto the house by the owners. In the process he had ripped his shorts, exposing his butt. I went outside to check on his progress and noticed the ripped shorts. When he got down on his knees to crawl back under the house, he was more fully exposed. He could sense his exposure and tugged on his shorts a bit in a futile effort to cover his junk, but I think he realized it wasn't going to work and just got on with the business at hand.
On another occasion I was lying on a futon watching TV and he sat on the couch behind me. We started talking, so I rolled over and turned around so that i could look at him, only to look right up his shorts with his big, uncut cock on display. I remember his foreskin was partially retraced to that I could clearly see the piss-slit. Unfortunately, he noticed me noticing him, and he moved his leg to cover up.
On one final occasion, his dad called for him on a weekend morning while he was still sleeping. I asked his dad if he wanted me to take a message, or if he wanted me to wake up his son. He thought about it for a moment and said, "Wake him up." I knocked on my roommate's door but got no response, so I opened the door and went in his room. To maximize the space in his small room, he had built a raised wooden platform for a bed so that he could put his desk underneath it. When I walked in the door, I saw him lying on the bed sleeping uncovered wearing only boxer shorts. He was basically lying at eye-level and a little bit to the left of the door, so I was looking at his left foot, up his leg, right up the open leg of his boxer shorts to that big, uncut dick. Again, the glans were partially exposed, and I could see the piss-slit. Unforunately, I couldn't stand there enjoying the view, as his father was waiting on the phone, so I had to wake him up.
I have one more story about this housemate that is unrelated to dick-slips, but is sort of related to his dick. One night we went to a local bar and had a couple of drinks. At one point we both had to piss, but the men's room was small, there was a bit of a crowd, and there was only one trough urinal. I think it was the first time in my adult life that I had seen a trough urinal. I was able to get to the urinal ahead of him and found a space next to an older guy. I'll admit I was feeling a bit shy about the experience, but there was nothing to do but just to go for it, so I took out my dick and joined the other guy at a piss. I made some comment about how strange/different/interesting it was to have taking a piss be a shared experience and the other guy laughed awkwardly but also seemed to be enjoying it. Unfortunately my housemate waited until I was done before going to the urinal, so I didn't get to see him piss.
On the way home we stopped at a local diner for some food. I don't know how we got on the topic, but somehow our drunken conversation turned to dicks and circumcision. I related to him some of the information I had recently read about from the anti-circumcision movement, and expressed how I wished I hadn't been circumcised. He said, "it just seems like a bad idea" and indicated that he liked having a foreskin, wouldn't choose to remove it, and was glad he'd been left intact. At some point the topic turned to docking, which I have never done personally but have read about and have seen pics and videos. i had to explain to him what it was. I said that it didn't really sound like it would be all that pleasurable, but he was clearly intrigued and said that he thought it would be fun to do. If we had been at home at that moment instead of at a diner, I have a feeling we would have ended up giving it a try, and for the rest of the evening I wondered what was going to happen when we got home. Unfortunately, by the time we got home, we had both sobered up too much and our inhibitions were back in place, so it never happened.
I do wish that I had gotten to play with that dick at least once, rather than just catching a few glimpses of it. Oh, well.
On another occasion I was lying on a futon watching TV and he sat on the couch behind me. We started talking, so I rolled over and turned around so that i could look at him, only to look right up his shorts with his big, uncut cock on display. I remember his foreskin was partially retraced to that I could clearly see the piss-slit. Unfortunately, he noticed me noticing him, and he moved his leg to cover up.
On one final occasion, his dad called for him on a weekend morning while he was still sleeping. I asked his dad if he wanted me to take a message, or if he wanted me to wake up his son. He thought about it for a moment and said, "Wake him up." I knocked on my roommate's door but got no response, so I opened the door and went in his room. To maximize the space in his small room, he had built a raised wooden platform for a bed so that he could put his desk underneath it. When I walked in the door, I saw him lying on the bed sleeping uncovered wearing only boxer shorts. He was basically lying at eye-level and a little bit to the left of the door, so I was looking at his left foot, up his leg, right up the open leg of his boxer shorts to that big, uncut dick. Again, the glans were partially exposed, and I could see the piss-slit. Unforunately, I couldn't stand there enjoying the view, as his father was waiting on the phone, so I had to wake him up.
I have one more story about this housemate that is unrelated to dick-slips, but is sort of related to his dick. One night we went to a local bar and had a couple of drinks. At one point we both had to piss, but the men's room was small, there was a bit of a crowd, and there was only one trough urinal. I think it was the first time in my adult life that I had seen a trough urinal. I was able to get to the urinal ahead of him and found a space next to an older guy. I'll admit I was feeling a bit shy about the experience, but there was nothing to do but just to go for it, so I took out my dick and joined the other guy at a piss. I made some comment about how strange/different/interesting it was to have taking a piss be a shared experience and the other guy laughed awkwardly but also seemed to be enjoying it. Unfortunately my housemate waited until I was done before going to the urinal, so I didn't get to see him piss.
On the way home we stopped at a local diner for some food. I don't know how we got on the topic, but somehow our drunken conversation turned to dicks and circumcision. I related to him some of the information I had recently read about from the anti-circumcision movement, and expressed how I wished I hadn't been circumcised. He said, "it just seems like a bad idea" and indicated that he liked having a foreskin, wouldn't choose to remove it, and was glad he'd been left intact. At some point the topic turned to docking, which I have never done personally but have read about and have seen pics and videos. i had to explain to him what it was. I said that it didn't really sound like it would be all that pleasurable, but he was clearly intrigued and said that he thought it would be fun to do. If we had been at home at that moment instead of at a diner, I have a feeling we would have ended up giving it a try, and for the rest of the evening I wondered what was going to happen when we got home. Unfortunately, by the time we got home, we had both sobered up too much and our inhibitions were back in place, so it never happened.
I do wish that I had gotten to play with that dick at least once, rather than just catching a few glimpses of it. Oh, well.
More ballsac slips from the fishing dude (the first two might be the tip of his dick)
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The Fishinh channel is called “kayaking Kennedy”
Great channel, but yeah guys. Don't comment there!!!!
No, because we don’t want him to notice that he’s giving everyone looks up his shorts.
We want him to keep wearing loose shorts with loose boxers, so PLEASE don’t comment.
Yeah, that's exactly the reason.
I usually cut the liners out of my trunks. I was at the beach sitting in my chair getting some sun. There was a group of older ladies who had set up behind us but they kept coming by walking back and forth in front of our group. A little bit later a couple of guys walk over to me and say "just wanted to let you know I overheard the ladies next to us talking. Looks like your dick can be seen by someone walking by." I just said thanks, adjusted things and went on with my day.
This might be a repost. I like it tho because it at least gives the impression of not being staged
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That guy is totally doing it on purpose lol
These are more or less accidental (at least I think so)
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