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Bloody office chairs, when they start losing the gas, sit on them they slowly go..drop...drop...drop...
Bought an office chair for a lady friend one time on her 40th...bought a vibrator also to place on top, signed the card. "Happy birthday E......, hope you have much enjoyment with your Orifice Chair." and some other...
Another time, bought a wedding present for good friends into the bondage thing. Two spiked collars, one engraved My Lady, the other My Knight.....She arrived on the Solstice on a white stallion with a guy dressed in armour...nice touch. She be a white witch. It wasn't opened at the after wedding do..........But much appreciated
That was in the day when humans had a sense of humour, no-one has one now, so I have to amuse myself....
Bought an office chair for a lady friend one time on her 40th...bought a vibrator also to place on top, signed the card. "Happy birthday E......, hope you have much enjoyment with your Orifice Chair." and some other...
Another time, bought a wedding present for good friends into the bondage thing. Two spiked collars, one engraved My Lady, the other My Knight.....She arrived on the Solstice on a white stallion with a guy dressed in armour...nice touch. She be a white witch. It wasn't opened at the after wedding do..........But much appreciated
That was in the day when humans had a sense of humour, no-one has one now, so I have to amuse myself....
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Yep. I remember Mom driving, I was in the back leaning over the seat, Mom had to hit the brakes and I went flying into the front seat, then floor. Still better than falling off my bike onto the blacktop pavement or toppling off a horse and breaking my collar bone. We got banged around a lot in those days!
