If I Hear That Beyonce Commercial 1 More Time...

[Flashy]

I am going to lose my mind.

It is bad enough when musicians do ads, let's face it, as a musician, once you start selling products, you have zero artistic credibility left.

but when they are horrifically stupid or annoying ads, it is even worse...

that being said, the uber-annoying Beyonce, and her ad for DirectTV has to be the most annoying musician/sellout commercial ever...

if i hear that annoying song she sings one more time...and it is on *ALL* the time, unfortunately mostly on the sports channels, during games...

Lemme lemme lemme upgrade ya,...and lemme upgrade you to the latest channels in HD (while she is doing some retarded dance)
Lemme lemme lemme upgrade ya, grade ya, grade ya...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!


lemme lemme lemme blow your fucking head off with a .357 magnum.



this is it for those who have not suffered through it yet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Jubz1Ini-o



so annoying

 

[Skull Mason]

haha yo that dance is stupid as hell looking

 

[Hellboy0]

YEA! Someone else that finds this bitch annoying in SO many ways...

Just sing, ya fucking cow.

 

[B_Jennuine73]

I love her video for Single Ladies, sorry.

 

[No_Strings]

That's the first time I've ever seen/heard that advert, and yes it's awful.

She's still so fine that it makes me want to cry, though.

 

[Flashy]

I love her video for Single Ladies, sorry.

we are talking about her commercial...since that is the only time i am ever forced to hear or see her.

for those of us who cannot stand her, we can avoid her music by not watching videos on MTV or whatever...but it is unfair that we cannot avoid her TV commercials.

horrible, horrible stuff.

 

[B_Think_Kink]

I don't find the commercial that annoying.

 

[Flashy]

I don't find the commercial that annoying.

watch it 100 times...right in the middle of every program you love and don't want to be annoyed during. :smile:

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Channel surf during the ads like everyone else, Flash baby :wink:

 

[Flashy]

Channel surf during the ads like everyone else, Flash baby :wink:

I have tried...but i find her there too....i cannot escape it and it is *ALWAYS* on!!!! I am going crazy

there is no escape...no escape...no escape

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Perhaps if you upgraded to the latest channels on HD then you could watch HD where they wouldn't have to advertise it to you :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::tongue:

 

[Flashy]

Perhaps if you upgraded to the latest channels on HD then you could watch HD where they wouldn't have to advertise it to you :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::tongue:

I thought about that

but i refuse to give in to their Machiavellian schemes. :buttkick:

 

[invisibleman]

Flashy--

Beyonce for President of the United States 2012.
:smile:

 

[Flashy]

Flashy--

Beyonce for President of the United States 2012.
:smile:

Flashy for President of the deport Beyonce in 2012 committee.

 

[007baby]

I am going to lose my mind.

It is bad enough when musicians do ads, let's face it, as a musician, once you start selling products, you have zero artistic credibility left.

but when they are horrifically stupid or annoying ads, it is even worse...

that being said, the uber-annoying Beyonce, and her ad for DirectTV has to be the most annoying musician/sellout commercial ever...

if i hear that annoying song she sings one more time...and it is on *ALL* the time, unfortunately mostly on the sports channels, during games...

Lemme lemme lemme upgrade ya,...and lemme upgrade you to the latest channels in HD (while she is doing some retarded dance)
Lemme lemme lemme upgrade ya, grade ya, grade ya...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!


lemme lemme lemme blow your fucking head off with a .357 magnum.



this is it for those who have not suffered through it yet

YouTube - Beyonce Commercial



so annoying

:lmao:

Oh common guys... she's hot you have to admit it... and that's probably why it's being aired so much, cause guys and gals are watching through the whole commercial admiring her bootylicious self... I understand your point though...

 

[Flashy]

:lmao:

Oh common guys... she's hot you have to admit it... and that's probably why it's being aired so much, cause guys and gals are watching through the whole commercial admiring her bootylicious self... I understand your point though...

she's not hot to me. blech.

http://i18.tinypic.com/2u5b49t.jpg

she can keep her hair extensions and be quiet and i would be very happy.

:biggrin1:

 

[yngjock20]

"Upgrade You" didn't really go anywhere as a single. Mild success on the R&B charts and probably in the top 5 on 106 & Park, but her anthems resonate in people's minds. Thus Directv using her song to push their basic customers to move up to a better package.

It must work well in your demographic, because if it didn't, they'd of switched it out by now.

I remember when my grandparents had cross-country wireless cable, they didn't have big corporate sponsors, so they constantly showed their own commercials through the breaks and it was annoying.

"Hi, I'm Sheldon, from the Ad Agency. We'd like to extend to you a special offer for upgrading to our premium package. If you subscribe now, you'll also get the Disney Channel and the Family Channel free for three months." I totally remember it. No shit.

 

[Flashy]

"Upgrade You" didn't really go anywhere as a single. Mild success on the R&B charts and probably in the top 5 on 106 & Park, but her anthems resonate in people's minds. Thus Directv using her song to push their basic customers to move up to a better package.

dear god, that was an actual song and not something she just did for a direct TV upgrade package?

I do not think i would categorize any Beyone song as an "anthem"

"Stairway to Heaven" is an anthem
"Upgrade You" is not.

It must work well in your demographic, because if it didn't, they'd of switched it out by now.

i very seriously doubt the 37 year old white males in my demographic are madly trying to upgrade their DirectTV packages because of Beyonce. :smile:


I remember when my grandparents had cross-country wireless cable, they didn't have big corporate sponsors, so they constantly showed their own commercials through the breaks and it was annoying.

"Hi, I'm Sheldon, from the Ad Agency. We'd like to extend to you a special offer for upgrading to our premium package. If you subscribe now, you'll also get the Disney Channel and the Family Channel free for three months." I totally remember it. No shit.

i remember those as well...and since you are a youngster, i also remember days with no cable at all, and i have to say, either Sheldon from the Ad Agency, or BEyonce wanting me let to her "Upgrade Me" are both horrific.

At least Sheldon was not being paid 1 million bucks to compromise his artistic integrity :wink:

 

[joybunny]

i remember those as well...and since you are a youngster, i also remember days with no cable at all, and i have to say, either Sheldon from the Ad Agency, or BEyonce wanting me let to her "Upgrade Me" are both horrific.

At least Sheldon was not being paid 1 million bucks to compromise his artistic integrity :wink:

Wonder if she can be charged with stalking via television? You might have a case!

 

[devron]

being paid 1 million bucks to compromise his artistic integrity :wink:

She's not an artist in the first place. She, like Spears and company, are performers. I think there's a small but distinct difference.