Manspreading

I was doing a fairly wide manspread at work today when I noticed another guy lower on the pecking order spreading wider trying to establish his position in the room. I couldn't let that go, so you know I had to spread wider. He was busy so I don't know if he noticed, but you just can't let that go unanswered. Straight, gay, or bi, I wasn't going to let a guy farther down the ladder try and send that message.